(upon her cousin arriving at the hospital to visit our newest family member, Faith made the introductions)
"This is Gabby... and this is my 'nola (granola) bar."
Faith to me: "Do you have a new baby in your tummy?"
(in reference to Gabby being a newborn)
Me: "Faith, do you remember when you were this little?"
Faith: "And I ate your boob?"
(Let's just say there's lots of nursing going on in our house right now.)
(while changing one of Gabby's diapers)
Faith: "Her butt is yellow!"
(during the same diaper)
Faith: (moving away from Gabby) "My sister is stinky."
And now for some random Faithisms...
Me: "Faith, you are so brave!
Faith: "I am NOT Brave (the movie character).
Me: "Faith, what are your favorite things?"
Faith: "Cupcakes, rainbows and Oreos, too...and you."
(For the record, I have no problem ranking behind Oreos...they're that good."
Me: "Go wake up dad and tell him 'Happy Tuesday.'"
Faith: (runs into our bedroom and gets in Rob's face) "TUESDAY!"
(after I told her I wouldn't read another book during bedtime)
Faith: "I want a new mommy."
Rob: "Faith, finish your green beans or no dessert."
Faith: "Ohhh, what's for dessert?"
Faith: "The mad queen took Ariel! (evil laugh)
(Faith has a new tactic when she gets in trouble of trying to distract from the point)
Me: "FAITH! NO!" after she tried to do an underdoggie with Gabby's swing -thankfully Gabby was not in the swing at the time.
Faith: "There's a bug on the ceiling."
Rob: FAITH! OW!
Faith: "I have a pink and purple puppy dog."
"Clap for the beautiful girl."
(and my personal favorite)
"I like my fam- u- lee!"