Time Out

Faith: Mommy, you in time out!

Mommy: Wha--why? What did I do?

Faith: You...you bite some people......you bite daddy.

Mommy (laughing, but taking my seat by the door): Wait, what? I did not.

Daddy: Faith, can mommy come out of timeout? I need her to help me in the kitchen.

Faith: NO!

Mommy: Mommy kinda likes timeout.


  1. I see this as a continuing story. Did Nicole really bite Rob? Was Rob covering up for Nicole to get help in the Kitchen? From my perspective,this is not over and Faith may well have been right to put Nicole in aTimeout.