Alarm Clock for Rent

 This one-of-a-kind, adorable alarm clock could be yours (for a night) for the right price.
Settings include: cooing, wailing, babbling, coughing, singing, crying, spitting and even louder wailing.
Sick of oversleeping because you were too tired to set your alarm the night before? This thing sets itself!
Still not convinced? What if I told you you'd never be late for work again with this handy 14 pound, 13 ounce alarm clock? Even when the electricity goes out. Even if you don't have to work because it's Saturday. You will NOT be late. (But then again you might be).
Full disclosure: It has been known to malfunction and sporadically sound off at 2, 3 or 4 in the morning. Doesn't come with a snooze button.
*Product made by Lindquist

So... do I hear $50?

White Christmas

So Rob has been bugging me to post something since we started this blog and I'm finally doing it! (The good news is I already know my New Year's resolution: blog and blog often). I thought I'd recap our memorable two days in Ft. Calhoun, snowed in with my Dad and family, with short snippets about what we did.

Dave Ramsey. The Quiz. cheesy potatoes. Poker. losing in poker (me). winning in poker (rob). AYIYIYIYI (ramey). Band hero. ABC. Brad and those bushes. The YES house. The Tempurpedic. Mukluks. That damn tempurpedic. Showers. No showers. "This wedding is horseshit." Marley and ME. Aunt Nancy called. My Fit Food. Ramey's surface area. "What's Nan doing?" Ted's snowblower. "Scarlet, where are you?" BAD DOG! Wine. More wine. Bud Light. More Bud Light. Petron. Water, please? Scrabble. Bovine. Slow play. Baby names. "I think I may have been overserved last night." Act your wage. Ain't No Mountain High Enough. QUIET PLEASE. Mary, did you know? Merry Christmas. Did you call Aunt Nancy back?

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